> Joke of Sunday, September 23, 2018
A teacher is reviewing her class homework assignments.
She asks Susie to stand up and tell the class what part
of the human body enlarges to seven times its original
size when stimulated.Susie stands up, shuffles her feet
and says, "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed
to tell you."
"Sit down, Susie," instructed the teacher. Little Johnny,
can you tell the class what part of the human body enlarges
to seven times its size when stimulated." Little Johnny
says, "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven
times its original size when stimulated by light." The teacher
remarks, "That's right, Little Johnny."
Then she turns to Susie and says, "Susie, you obviously
didn't do your homework last night. And, you certainly have
a dirty mind. But most importantly, when you get married,
you're in for a big disappointment."
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