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A teacher is reviewing her class homework assignments. She asks Susie to stand up and tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated.Susie stands up, shuffles her feet and says, "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you."

"Sit down, Susie," instructed the teacher. Little Johnny, can you tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated." Little Johnny says, "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated by light." The teacher remarks, "That's right, Little Johnny."

Then she turns to Susie and says, "Susie, you obviously didn't do your homework last night. And, you certainly have a dirty mind. But most importantly, when you get married, you're in for a big disappointment."

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