A PATIENT WAS MAKING his first visit to the doctor. "And whom did you consult
about your illness before you came to me?" the doctor inquired.
"Only the druggist down at the corner," replied the patient.
The doctor did not conceal his contempt for the medical advice of
people not qualified to practice medicine.
"And what sort of ridiculous advice did that fool give you?"
"He told me," replied the patient innocently, "to see you."
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